Vocabulary Review

The first day of school led to the last day of three kids lives. Yaquiline, the lothario (1), Yessica, the maverick (2), and Yanessa, the nemesis (3) of Yaquiline. On that day, they expirienced a philippic (4) between each other in english class. It started fine, they all sat down in class while Mr. Schreiber introduced himself and the class. They figured out he was a jingoist (5), because he was wearing a red, white, and blue tuxedo. But after seeing that, they realized who was amongst them. . . the infamous “Y Ladies.”
Yaqualine, and Yanessa, hated each other because Yaqualine took a bite of Yanessa’s Spicy Chicken Sandwhich, which led to Yanessa calling Yaqualin tawdry (6). Yaqualine, or “Yaquie”, stated that as a philanderer (7), she slept with Yanessa’s boyfriend. Yanessa’s previous view of as a quixotic(8) young girl, immedietly went away.
One day Yessica came to school and yelled at Yanessa and Yaqualine using solecism(9), Yessica couldn’t say anything because she felt saturnine(10) beacause of all those spicy chicken burgers that she ate. Yaqualine didnt really care because she was a procrustean (11), she was tired of arguing. So the rivalry between Yanessa and Yaqualine came to an end. Many people say it was a Pyrrhic victory(12), because even after the arguement, they still were not friends.
But the wierd part of the story is, why didn’t Yessica get involved? She has the spoonerism(13) of words that confuses the Y Ladies to death. But recently she found the Y Ladies protean(14) and unbearable. She could have won this arguement and be the number one Y lady and live in sybarite(15) for the rest of her life!!